my toxic traits
Ahoy there!
Here's a list of my toxic traits if you wanna have a good laugh at my expense. Toxic might be a strong word, but idk what else to call it. Anyway, enjoy:
- writing a comment and then subsequently deleting it because why do I actually care?
- thinking I could pull off a mullet
- shower arguments
- telling myself I will eat better, and then buying a bag of flaming hot Cheetos
- sleeping with comfort youtube videos at night
- buying a cd and then pirating flac files because the metadata is already written
- seeing if I can pirate an entire show before the ad break finishes (usually I can)
- wanting to do some other hobby but always defaulting to playing video games
- realizing how accessible calisthenics is and then not doing it and defaulting to video games
- getting socially burnt out from a 10 minute phone call
- procrastinating on appointments I set
- buying myself stuff off my wish list during Christmas time
- using operating systems that have hit EoS 5 years ago because I like the aesthetics
- Unwilling to mod consoles if they can't preserve specific user interfaces
- not taking my ADHD medication because I keep forgetting in the morning
- creating vibes-based music playlists depending on how nostalgic I'm feeling on a game night.
- recreating aspects of my childhood as a form of escapism
- wanting to teach my daughter how to play Halo when she's older so I have someone to play co-op with
- struggling to play games on emulators because it feels wrong to at least not play on original hardware.
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as of writing this...
I am once again bored at work. Shocking I know. Just want to be home. Both my wife and daughter are sick, so that's... fun. Texting some friends and watching videos.